an hour at work really drags on when your feet are...
I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep...– Henry David Thoreau (via eternalconsciousness)
cosmo sex tip #666
allergictocats: mybobbyisready: rappinpicard: when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan Cosmo sex tip #69 when switching to this position, wait until the moment of climax for a little “number games”, when he’s about to cum, start telling the joke about why 6 is afraid of 7. Men like a sense of humor. Then shove peaches up his ass.
I have such a problem with wanting to take care of...
When I meet new people they always say “I see you with your boyfriend all the time” or “I see you with cats all the time.” There was a cat on the first floor of this building a few minutes ago, and someone I’ve never met came up the stairs and asked me where I was when that cat was meowing. And I actually felt bad about it.